What if they Mated??
IF THEY MATED!!
inspired by Conan, my love.
this little “If They Mated” skits.. I found the goods!
no cut for this, its an insult.
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Conan: Paris has also been seen out and about with Andy Roddick. What if these two had a child?
![mated_2303_15[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2303_15[1].jpg "mated_2303_15[1].jpg")
Conan: Whoa! Is that Dobby from Harry Potter?
![mated_2303_4[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2303_4[1].jpg "mated_2303_4[1].jpg")
Conan: Jennifer Aniston has been seen with woodsman wannabe Matthew McConaughey. Let’s see what would happen…
![mated_2303_5[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2303_5[1].jpg "mated_2303_5[1].jpg")
Conan: Whoa! Please make it go away.
![mated_2271_2[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_2[1].jpg "mated_2271_2[1].jpg")
Conan: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson met while doing a movie together. What would happen if they had a baby?
![mated_2271_3[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_3[1].jpg "mated_2271_3[1].jpg")
Conan: Whoa! That nose is horrifying - something’s wrong.
![mated_2271_4[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_4[1].jpg "mated_2271_4[1].jpg")
Conan: Chris Klein from the American Pie movies is apparently seeing Ginnifer Goodwin from the show Big Love. Let’s find out what would happen…
Conan: Oh! What a forehead - a bullethead!
![mated_2271_6[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_6[1].jpg "mated_2271_6[1].jpg")
Conan: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been dubbed a couple by the tabloids. Shall we?
![mated_2271_7[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_7[1].jpg "mated_2271_7[1].jpg")
Conan: Whoa! The crowd is ripping up their seats to make makeshift torches! Settle down - it gets worse.
![mated_2271_8[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_8[1].jpg "mated_2271_8[1].jpg")
Conan: Heather Graham and Scott Speedman have been spotted together. Let’s see what would happen…
![mated_2271_9[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_9[1].jpg "mated_2271_9[1].jpg")
Conan: Oh! It’s a sad David Spade.
(LMFAO!!)
![mated_2271_14[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_14[1].jpg "mated_2271_14[1].jpg")
Conan: Guitarist Dave Navarro and porn star Jenna Jameson - never has there been a healthier relationship. Let’s take a look…
![mated_2271_15[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2271_15[1].jpg "mated_2271_15[1].jpg")
Conan: What the hell is that? That’s the person I sold my soul to!
![mated_2146_17[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2146_17[1].jpg "mated_2146_17[1].jpg")
Conan: Now let’s get a little weird: Paris Hilton and her pet monkey. What would happen if you combined wealth with a lower primate?
![mated_2146_18[1].jpg](http://www.voguewear.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/mated_2146_18[1].jpg "mated_2146_18[1].jpg")
Conan: Oh, Dubya.
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